A.J Robie
(1983)
Have you ever seen a huge junk pile
with hubcaps, paperwraps, and old floor tiles
Handle bars, sissy and old tin cans
if you have it may be the old junk man
He's open in the morning and open til night
and never sells anything 'less the price is right'
If anyone should know of this funny little man
with change in his pockets and bills in his hands
Please pick up your phone and give me a buzz
I tell you to do this right now - because
He sold me two gems and a leaky 'ol pail
them two gems were stolen and I wound up in jail